french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via orgasm)

theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

(via assume)

departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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(via pizza)

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via liightup)

theliberatedbillie:

AHHH.  I love babies. 

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via oddfuckinghippie)

popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

(via legalmexican)

(Source: fuckyeahmeeko, via liightup)

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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(via slapping)